I came across a question that is not asked enough. Why are human females the only primates with big boobs? At this point, I would ask everyone who is repulsed by boobs (What is wrong with you!!!?), masturbation and human sexuality to redirect themselves to more mundane facebook trivia. I, a fellow boobist will now embark on a journey to explore boobs, something which has never failed to leave a majority our human population, utterly dumbfounded.
Both males and females are equally attracted towards a good boob. Imagine checking out a girl from behind and then she turns around and you go 'Damm!'. A question then asked, why this selective evolution has happened only amongst human females?
TVTroupes says "....in humans big breasts are a secondary sexual characteristic. There’s at least one hypothesis that humans’ bulked-up boobies are the results of bipedalism putting the usual primate attractor of round buttocks out of the eye-line, so selection pressure encouraged a similar structure higher up. Another hypothesis is that, while in other Great apes the mammary are only swollen when the female is nursing young, in adult human woman the breasts are full year-round, making it harder for the men to ascertain when the woman has her fertile period each month, so they guard her against rivals the whole time."
So it turns out that boobs could be a part of a defense mechanism for them to survive in this harsh harsh world!
Wiki Quotes "Zoologists point out that no female mammal other than the human has breasts of comparable size, relative to the rest of the body, when not lactating and that humans are the only primate that has permanently protuberant breasts. This suggests that the external form of the breasts is connected to factors other than lactation alone.Some zoologists (notably Desmond Morris) believe that the shape of female breasts evolved as a frontal counterpart to that of the buttocks, the reason being that while other primates mate in the rear-entry position, humans, because of their upright posture, are more likely to successfully copulate by mating face to face, the so-called missionary position. Morris suggested in 1967 that a secondary sexual characteristic on a woman's chest would have encouraged this in more primitive incarnations of the human race, and a face-on encounter may have helped found a relationship between partners beyond merely a sexual one.
The evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins has speculated that the loss of the penis bone in humans, when it is present in other primates, may be due to sexual selection by females looking for an honest advertisement of good health in prospective mates. Since a human erection relies on a hydraulic pumping system, erection failure is a sensitive early warning of certain kinds of physical and mental ill health."
Damm! Women gained in selective selection while we ended up losing! Not only that but our performance is now linked to mental health. God Dammit!
There is under no circumstance that I would believe breasts to be related to mammary feeding. We don't look at them and say "Oh!! She'll feed her children well and be a good mother." Adding to that you will never find a hetrosexual man or as a matter a woman who dislikes breasts. If someone does, then there is something definitely wrong with them. They're soft, warm, smooth and pretty; there is nothing to dislike. Men are hardwired to like breasts. Women like them because they have them and are aware of their awesomeness.
As Joey Tribbani said "You know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want." I would add to that "Women can touch breasts any time they want." My dear boys, we lost a great deal in Evolution. Little said, men aren't as obsessed with big boobs as much as they're obsessed with boobs in general. I don't think any guy will refuse a good set and will love one in what ever size it comes in. I have lived without them, I can't wait to live with them. So there you go women! Go out and flaunt them out.
Both males and females are equally attracted towards a good boob. Imagine checking out a girl from behind and then she turns around and you go 'Damm!'. A question then asked, why this selective evolution has happened only amongst human females?
TVTroupes says "....in humans big breasts are a secondary sexual characteristic. There’s at least one hypothesis that humans’ bulked-up boobies are the results of bipedalism putting the usual primate attractor of round buttocks out of the eye-line, so selection pressure encouraged a similar structure higher up. Another hypothesis is that, while in other Great apes the mammary are only swollen when the female is nursing young, in adult human woman the breasts are full year-round, making it harder for the men to ascertain when the woman has her fertile period each month, so they guard her against rivals the whole time."
So it turns out that boobs could be a part of a defense mechanism for them to survive in this harsh harsh world!
Wiki Quotes "Zoologists point out that no female mammal other than the human has breasts of comparable size, relative to the rest of the body, when not lactating and that humans are the only primate that has permanently protuberant breasts. This suggests that the external form of the breasts is connected to factors other than lactation alone.Some zoologists (notably Desmond Morris) believe that the shape of female breasts evolved as a frontal counterpart to that of the buttocks, the reason being that while other primates mate in the rear-entry position, humans, because of their upright posture, are more likely to successfully copulate by mating face to face, the so-called missionary position. Morris suggested in 1967 that a secondary sexual characteristic on a woman's chest would have encouraged this in more primitive incarnations of the human race, and a face-on encounter may have helped found a relationship between partners beyond merely a sexual one.
The evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins has speculated that the loss of the penis bone in humans, when it is present in other primates, may be due to sexual selection by females looking for an honest advertisement of good health in prospective mates. Since a human erection relies on a hydraulic pumping system, erection failure is a sensitive early warning of certain kinds of physical and mental ill health."
Damm! Women gained in selective selection while we ended up losing! Not only that but our performance is now linked to mental health. God Dammit!
There is under no circumstance that I would believe breasts to be related to mammary feeding. We don't look at them and say "Oh!! She'll feed her children well and be a good mother." Adding to that you will never find a hetrosexual man or as a matter a woman who dislikes breasts. If someone does, then there is something definitely wrong with them. They're soft, warm, smooth and pretty; there is nothing to dislike. Men are hardwired to like breasts. Women like them because they have them and are aware of their awesomeness.
As Joey Tribbani said "You know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want." I would add to that "Women can touch breasts any time they want." My dear boys, we lost a great deal in Evolution. Little said, men aren't as obsessed with big boobs as much as they're obsessed with boobs in general. I don't think any guy will refuse a good set and will love one in what ever size it comes in. I have lived without them, I can't wait to live with them. So there you go women! Go out and flaunt them out.
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